Grape bugs, leaks and a delivery driver

Yesterday I took delivery of a trampoline and had some issues with the driver who took down a power line in front of my house, blamed me for it being too low and then drove off. Fast forward to last night's dream. I had a dream that there were grapes in the kitchen floor and when I went to pick them up, they turned into round green bugs with hundreds of legs and they would scurry away from me and then turn back into a grape. While I'm trying to smash them, I realize that we have water leaking from a jug that was left on the counter. Only this jug managed to leak enough water to be ankle deep and ice cold. I finally smash all the grapes and begin mopping up water when I hear a crash and look into the den. The delivery truck driver had come back and driven his truck into my house and was coming to kill me. I ran to hide in the closet and call 911. And I just kept kicking myself for smashing all the grape bugs because maybe they could've eaten the driver before he could find me. I could hear him pounding and banging, trying to get out of his truck. Suddenly I woke up and realized that the banging was my neighbor taking apart our old trampoline. I guess it's time to get up.

Tree fort

Last night I had a dream about church. My pastor had built his office in the middle of the lobby and it looked like a tree fort. There was even a tunnel to crawl through to get inside for meetings. I remember thinking everyone will want an appointment with him just so they can visit the tree fort. 

Eat more red chicken

Dreams can be so weird. Last night I had a dream that Chris and I were at a festival and there was a concert. The singer was leaping off towers onto trampolines. Then she came over and invited me to join her. So I took a jump off a tower onto a trampoline and into a ball pit. It was amazing! As I made my way back to where Chris was at, I was walking through food vendors looking for pumpkin pie on a stick but couldn't find any so I was almost in tears. Got back to find Chris on the ground. He'd cut open his foot from ankle to the arch and it was split wide open. I thought it was so cool how you could see inside his foot. The medic came over and we were both commenting on how it looked like Chris had beef tips in his foot. The medic said it was due to a poor diet and Chris really needed to eat more red chicken. And then he wrapped the foot and told us to go eat red chicken on our way to the hospital for stitches. And suddenly I woke up...

Basketball

I had a dream that I went with my husband to one of his basketball games. He was the referee and found out that the school was missing someone to keep stats so he volunteered me. I kept stats for my college basketball team so I was thrilled to help out. But I always struggled to get the jersey number of the assist. Well Michael Jordan was at this game and offered to sit behind me and help me see the assists. It was so exciting! 

Time travel

I had a dream that I needed to go to China for a business trip but the long flight just wasn't going to work for me. So I decided to time travel using hovercraft boots. Unfortunately there was a bad guy because of course there must be a villain in these types of dreams. So as I launched on my trip to China, the bad guy attached a mind control app on me. I arrived in China and started punching people and I couldn't make my arms stop punching. I had originally landed in Wuxi and decided to hop over to Beijing and then Shanghai, hoping to break free of the app. And then suddenly there was Superman to the rescue. He got me free and dropped me off in a bathroom. And that's when I woke up because I needed to pee.