Monday, December 21, 2015
I had a dream that I needed to go to China for a business trip but the long flight just wasn't going to work for me. So I decided to time travel using hovercraft boots. Unfortunately there was a bad guy because of course there must be a villain in these types of dreams. So as I launched on my trip to China, the bad guy attached a mind control app on me. I arrived in China and started punching people and I couldn't make my arms stop punching. I had originally landed in Wuxi and decided to hop over to Beijing and then Shanghai, hoping to break free of the app. And then suddenly there was Superman to the rescue. He got me free and dropped me off in a bathroom. And that's when I woke up because I needed to pee.