* Stare deeply into your co-workers eyes when they talk to you
* Hit all the floor buttons when you leave the elevator
* Make hissing sounds into the phone and insist you have a bad connection
* Flip the left and right mouse button defaults
* Take out the ball in the mouse
* Tell a long story without a point
* Drag your feet when you walk down the halls
* Exclaim your co-worker didn’t wash his hands when leaving the restroom
* Eat stinky foods when you have lunch at your desk
* Practice drumming on your desk
* Use too many paper clips
* Set your mobile phone to an obnoxious ring tone
* Forward chain letters and other spam to co-workers
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