Thursday, April 14, 2011

Creative ways to be a nuisance at work, part 2

* Stare deeply into your co-workers eyes when they talk to you

* Hit all the floor buttons when you leave the elevator

* Make hissing sounds into the phone and insist you have a bad connection

* Flip the left and right mouse button defaults

* Take out the ball in the mouse

* Tell a long story without a point

* Drag your feet when you walk down the halls

* Exclaim your co-worker didn’t wash his hands when leaving the restroom

* Eat stinky foods when you have lunch at your desk

* Practice drumming on your desk

* Use too many paper clips

* Set your mobile phone to an obnoxious ring tone

* Forward chain letters and other spam to co-workers

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