Thursday, December 22, 2011

Creative and fun ways to annoy your coworkers

Another installment of "How to be annoying":

*Whisper loudly

*Come to work sick

*Answer your mobile during meetings

*Stand over someone while they are on the phone

*Sneak up behind someone

*Leave unusual print outs on the printer

*Juggle office supplies

*Chew gum while talking on the phone

*Regularly update everyone on the current weather

*Read your emails aloud
*Leave fingerprints on the copier glass

*Whistle all day long

*Wear too much cologne/perfume

*Type loudly

*Wear bright colored clothes

*Give everyone a nickname from a TV show

*Do the sneaky walk around the office

*Peer over the cube and wait for a co-worker to look up and notice

*Type emails in uppercase and excessive punctuation

*Refer to your garbage can as your in-box

*Stick pencils to the ceiling in other people’s offices

*Throw a bouncy ball in your office

*Tell the same story over and over

*Talk to your monitor as if it was a person

*Schedule meetings at 4:00pm

*Talk loudly with your earphones on when someone comes to talk to you

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